Below are posts associated with the “theonion.com” source.
🔗 linkblog: Google Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By Truck
Sometimes The Onion is at its best when it’s at its most morbid.
🔗 linkblog: Antichrist Rolls Eyes Throughout Peter Thiel Lecture
Love this kind of work from The Onion.
🔗 linkblog: Clavicular Wakes Up As Hideous, Jawless Monster After Rating Old Crone A 4
I hate that I get this joke, but it’s also very funny.
🔗 linkblog: OpenAI Announces Construction Of New Data Center On Top Of Sick Child
I apparently haven’t been watching enough video content from The Onion, because this was a treat.
🔗 linkblog: Sam Altman: ‘If I Don’t End The World, Someone Far More Dangerous Will’
The depressing thing is that this isn’t that far off from how OpenAI and Anthropic think.
🔗 linkblog: British Man Desperately Trying To Get Out Of Panel Show Duty
What a perfect, understated premise for a joke.
🔗 linkblog: Pete Hegseth Questions What Girls Were Doing In School To Begin With
Terrible but hilarious.
🔗 linkblog: Trump Defends Wearing Fruit Hat, Samba Dancing During Dignified Transfer
The last line really lands.
🔗 linkblog: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?
Pretty sure The Onion accelerated the web publication of this deliciously vicious skewering of Sam Altman after last weekend’s making nice with the Pentagon.
🔗 linkblog: OpenAI Introduces Premium Video Generator For White House Advisors Manipulating Trump
Excellent jokes to distract from the real horror.
🔗 linkblog: Giddy Trump Struts All Around White House With Nobel Peace Prize In Mouth
The Onion is what’s going to get us through this.
🔗 linkblog: DHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic Terrorism
Glad a family member gifted me another year of The Onion in print, because it sure sounds like I’m going to need it to get through 2026.
🔗 linkblog: ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began
The Onion is truly one of the media outlets we need most during these times.
🔗 linkblog: Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony
The Onion has once again done what only The Onion can do.
🔗 linkblog: GOP Lawmakers Clarify Their Hate-Filled Rhetoric Only Meant To Stoke Fundraising
The Mike Lee banner picture is perfect.
🔗 linkblog: Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
This got a dark chuckle from me.
🔗 linkblog: Trump To Victims’ Families: ‘I’m Doing Everything Possible To Resegregate Flight Schools’'
I’m grateful for The Onion right now.
🔗 linkblog: A Message Of Hope From Global Tetrahedron'
This is the best possible response to a bad situation.
🔗 linkblog: Blue Origin Builds $8 Billion Barrel For Jeff Bezos To Ride Over Niagara Falls'
This made me laugh out loud while reheating my leftovers for lunch.