<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><channel><title>Spencer Greenhalgh likes RSS and thinks you're great for using it</title><link>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/sources/theonion.com/</link><description>recent posts from spencergreenhalgh.com</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en</language><lastBuildDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2026 12:41:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://spencergreenhalgh.com/sources/theonion.com/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>🔗 linkblog: Trump Claims He Was Falling Man</title><link>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-09-10-excellent-satire./</link><pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2026 12:41:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-09-10-excellent-satire./</guid><description>
&lt;p&gt;Excellent satire.&lt;/p&gt;
</description><summary>🔗 linkblog: Trump Claims He Was Falling Man https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-09-10-excellent-satire./</summary></item><item><title>🔗 linkblog: Google Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By Truck</title><link>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/myself/2026-09-03-sometimes-the/</link><pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2026 12:55:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/myself/2026-09-03-sometimes-the/</guid><description>
&lt;p&gt;Sometimes The Onion is at its best when it&amp;rsquo;s at its most morbid.&lt;/p&gt;
</description><summary>🔗 linkblog: Google Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By Truck https://spencergreenhalgh.com/myself/2026-09-03-sometimes-the/</summary></item><item><title>🔗 linkblog: Antichrist Rolls Eyes Throughout  Peter Thiel Lecture</title><link>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-08-07-love-this/</link><pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2026 10:11:17 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-08-07-love-this/</guid><description>
&lt;p&gt;Love this kind of work from The Onion.&lt;/p&gt;
</description><summary>🔗 linkblog: Antichrist Rolls Eyes Throughout  Peter Thiel Lecture https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-08-07-love-this/</summary></item><item><title>🔗 linkblog: Supreme Court Upholds Temporal Gerrymander That Would Cost Democrats 1932 Election</title><link>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-06-30-this-is/</link><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2026 09:59:55 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-06-30-this-is/</guid><description>
&lt;p&gt;This is good.&lt;/p&gt;
</description><summary>🔗 linkblog: Supreme Court Upholds Temporal Gerrymander That Would Cost Democrats 1932 Election https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-06-30-this-is/</summary></item><item><title>🔗 linkblog: Clavicular Wakes Up As Hideous, Jawless Monster After Rating Old Crone A 4</title><link>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-05-28-i-hate/</link><pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 09:22:17 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-05-28-i-hate/</guid><description>
&lt;p&gt;I hate that I get this joke, but it&amp;rsquo;s also very funny.&lt;/p&gt;
</description><summary>🔗 linkblog: Clavicular Wakes Up As Hideous, Jawless Monster After Rating Old Crone A 4 https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-05-28-i-hate/</summary></item><item><title>🔗 linkblog: OpenAI Announces Construction Of New Data Center On Top Of Sick Child</title><link>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-05-21-i-apparently/</link><pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2026 13:38:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-05-21-i-apparently/</guid><description>
&lt;p&gt;I apparently haven&amp;rsquo;t been watching enough video content from The Onion, because this was a treat.&lt;/p&gt;
</description><summary>🔗 linkblog: OpenAI Announces Construction Of New Data Center On Top Of Sick Child https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-05-21-i-apparently/</summary></item><item><title>🔗 linkblog: Sam Altman: ‘If I Don’t End The World, Someone Far More Dangerous Will’</title><link>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-04-01-the-depressing/</link><pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 17:44:56 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-04-01-the-depressing/</guid><description>
&lt;p&gt;The depressing thing is that this isn&amp;rsquo;t &lt;em&gt;that&lt;/em&gt; far off from how OpenAI and Anthropic think.&lt;/p&gt;
</description><summary>🔗 linkblog: Sam Altman: ‘If I Don’t End The World, Someone Far More Dangerous Will’ https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-04-01-the-depressing/</summary></item><item><title>🔗 linkblog: British Man Desperately Trying To Get Out Of Panel Show Duty</title><link>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/myself/2026-03-31-what-a/</link><pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 11:59:24 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/myself/2026-03-31-what-a/</guid><description>
&lt;p&gt;What a perfect, understated premise for a joke.&lt;/p&gt;
</description><summary>🔗 linkblog: British Man Desperately Trying To Get Out Of Panel Show Duty https://spencergreenhalgh.com/myself/2026-03-31-what-a/</summary></item><item><title>🔗 linkblog: Pete Hegseth Questions What Girls Were Doing In School To Begin With</title><link>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-03-13-terrible-but/</link><pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2026 16:42:18 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-03-13-terrible-but/</guid><description>
&lt;p&gt;Terrible but hilarious.&lt;/p&gt;
</description><summary>🔗 linkblog: Pete Hegseth Questions What Girls Were Doing In School To Begin With https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-03-13-terrible-but/</summary></item><item><title>🔗 linkblog: Trump Defends Wearing Fruit Hat, Samba Dancing During Dignified Transfer</title><link>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-03-12-the-last/</link><pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2026 16:44:21 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-03-12-the-last/</guid><description>
&lt;p&gt;The last line really lands.&lt;/p&gt;
</description><summary>🔗 linkblog: Trump Defends Wearing Fruit Hat, Samba Dancing During Dignified Transfer https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-03-12-the-last/</summary></item><item><title>🔗 linkblog: Trump Wins $60 On Kalshi Betting He’ll Bomb Iran</title><link>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-03-02-vicious-and/</link><pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2026 18:40:43 -0500</pubDate><guid>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-03-02-vicious-and/</guid><description>
&lt;p&gt;Vicious and hilarious.&lt;/p&gt;
</description><summary>🔗 linkblog: Trump Wins $60 On Kalshi Betting He’ll Bomb Iran https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-03-02-vicious-and/</summary></item><item><title>🔗 linkblog: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?</title><link>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-03-02-pretty-sure/</link><pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2026 13:56:53 -0500</pubDate><guid>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-03-02-pretty-sure/</guid><description>
&lt;p&gt;Pretty sure The Onion accelerated the web publication of this deliciously vicious skewering of Sam Altman after last weekend&amp;rsquo;s making nice with the Pentagon.&lt;/p&gt;
</description><summary>🔗 linkblog: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course? https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-03-02-pretty-sure/</summary></item><item><title>🔗 linkblog: OpenAI Introduces Premium Video Generator For White House Advisors Manipulating Trump</title><link>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-02-12-excellent-jokes/</link><pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2026 17:21:35 -0500</pubDate><guid>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-02-12-excellent-jokes/</guid><description>
&lt;p&gt;Excellent jokes to distract from the real horror.&lt;/p&gt;
</description><summary>🔗 linkblog: OpenAI Introduces Premium Video Generator For White House Advisors Manipulating Trump https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-02-12-excellent-jokes/</summary></item><item><title>🔗 linkblog: The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Gregory Bovino</title><link>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-01-27-the-onion/</link><pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2026 18:43:15 -0500</pubDate><guid>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-01-27-the-onion/</guid><description>
&lt;p&gt;The Onion delivers again.&lt;/p&gt;
</description><summary>🔗 linkblog: The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Gregory Bovino https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-01-27-the-onion/</summary></item><item><title>🔗 linkblog: Giddy Trump Struts All Around White House With Nobel Peace Prize In Mouth</title><link>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-01-16-the-onion/</link><pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2026 16:57:10 -0500</pubDate><guid>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-01-16-the-onion/</guid><description>
&lt;p&gt;The Onion is what&amp;rsquo;s going to get us through this.&lt;/p&gt;
</description><summary>🔗 linkblog: Giddy Trump Struts All Around White House With Nobel Peace Prize In Mouth https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-01-16-the-onion/</summary></item><item><title>🔗 linkblog: Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor</title><link>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-01-15-chefs-kiss./</link><pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2026 11:40:52 -0500</pubDate><guid>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-01-15-chefs-kiss./</guid><description>
&lt;p&gt;Chef&amp;rsquo;s kiss.&lt;/p&gt;
</description><summary>🔗 linkblog: Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-01-15-chefs-kiss./</summary></item><item><title>🔗 linkblog: DHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic Terrorism</title><link>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-01-08-glad-a/</link><pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2026 19:34:45 -0500</pubDate><guid>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-01-08-glad-a/</guid><description>
&lt;p&gt;Glad a family member gifted me another year of The Onion in print, because it sure sounds like I&amp;rsquo;m going to need it to get through 2026.&lt;/p&gt;
</description><summary>🔗 linkblog: DHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic Terrorism https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2026-01-08-glad-a/</summary></item><item><title>🔗 linkblog: ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began</title><link>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2025-10-10-the-onion/</link><pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2025 15:09:47 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2025-10-10-the-onion/</guid><description>
&lt;p&gt;The Onion is truly one of the media outlets we need most during these times.&lt;/p&gt;
</description><summary>🔗 linkblog: ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2025-10-10-the-onion/</summary></item><item><title>🔗 linkblog: Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony</title><link>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2025-06-25-the-onion/</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2025 12:03:19 -0500</pubDate><guid>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2025-06-25-the-onion/</guid><description>
&lt;p&gt;The Onion has once again done what only The Onion can do.&lt;/p&gt;
</description><summary>🔗 linkblog: Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2025-06-25-the-onion/</summary></item><item><title>🔗 linkblog: GOP Lawmakers Clarify Their Hate-Filled Rhetoric Only Meant To Stoke Fundraising</title><link>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2025-06-16-the-mike/</link><pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2025 19:59:13 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2025-06-16-the-mike/</guid><description>
&lt;p&gt;The Mike Lee banner picture is perfect.&lt;/p&gt;
</description><summary>🔗 linkblog: GOP Lawmakers Clarify Their Hate-Filled Rhetoric Only Meant To Stoke Fundraising https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2025-06-16-the-mike/</summary></item><item><title>🔗 linkblog: Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now</title><link>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/relationships/2025-04-04-this-got/</link><pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2025 17:11:28 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/relationships/2025-04-04-this-got/</guid><description>
&lt;p&gt;This got a dark chuckle from me.&lt;/p&gt;
</description><summary>🔗 linkblog: Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now https://spencergreenhalgh.com/relationships/2025-04-04-this-got/</summary></item><item><title>🔗 linkblog: Trump To Victims’ Families: ‘I’m Doing Everything Possible To Resegregate Flight Schools’'</title><link>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2025-02-01-im-grateful/</link><pubDate>Sat, 01 Feb 2025 08:47:04 -0500</pubDate><guid>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2025-02-01-im-grateful/</guid><description>
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;rsquo;m grateful for The Onion right now.&lt;/p&gt;
</description><summary>🔗 linkblog: Trump To Victims’ Families: ‘I’m Doing Everything Possible To Resegregate Flight Schools’' https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2025-02-01-im-grateful/</summary></item><item><title>🔗 linkblog: A Message Of Hope From Global Tetrahedron'</title><link>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2024-12-13-this-is/</link><pubDate>Fri, 13 Dec 2024 21:59:11 -0500</pubDate><guid>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2024-12-13-this-is/</guid><description>
&lt;p&gt;This is the best possible response to a bad situation.&lt;/p&gt;
</description><summary>🔗 linkblog: A Message Of Hope From Global Tetrahedron' https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2024-12-13-this-is/</summary></item><item><title>🔗 linkblog: Christians Explain How Jesus Would Handle The Border Crisis'</title><link>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2024-02-23-darkly-hilarious./</link><pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2024 11:41:56 -0500</pubDate><guid>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2024-02-23-darkly-hilarious./</guid><description>
&lt;p&gt;Darkly hilarious.&lt;/p&gt;
</description><summary>🔗 linkblog: Christians Explain How Jesus Would Handle The Border Crisis' https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2024-02-23-darkly-hilarious./</summary></item><item><title>🔗 linkblog: Blue Origin Builds $8 Billion Barrel For Jeff Bezos To Ride Over Niagara Falls'</title><link>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2024-02-22-this-made/</link><pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2024 11:12:05 -0500</pubDate><guid>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2024-02-22-this-made/</guid><description>
&lt;p&gt;This made me laugh out loud while reheating my leftovers for lunch.&lt;/p&gt;
</description><summary>🔗 linkblog: Blue Origin Builds $8 Billion Barrel For Jeff Bezos To Ride Over Niagara Falls' https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2024-02-22-this-made/</summary></item><item><title>🔗 linkblog: Christian Man Persecuted Simply For Driving 90 Miles Per Hour In School Zone'</title><link>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2024-02-20-i-recently/</link><pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2024 08:55:04 -0500</pubDate><guid>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2024-02-20-i-recently/</guid><description>
&lt;p&gt;I recently started following The Onion again, and it&amp;rsquo;s already paying off.&lt;/p&gt;
</description><summary>🔗 linkblog: Christian Man Persecuted Simply For Driving 90 Miles Per Hour In School Zone' https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2024-02-20-i-recently/</summary></item><item><title>🔗 linkblog: U.S. Condemns Russian Bombing Of Hospital As Horrific Act That Any World Power Could Theoretically Commit'</title><link>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2022-03-10-the-onion/</link><pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2022 16:57:56 -0500</pubDate><guid>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2022-03-10-the-onion/</guid><description>
&lt;p&gt;The Onion speaks uncomfortable truth. Americans must hold Putin accountable, but we meed to turn our attention inward, too.&lt;/p&gt;
</description><summary>🔗 linkblog: U.S. Condemns Russian Bombing Of Hospital As Horrific Act That Any World Power Could Theoretically Commit' https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2022-03-10-the-onion/</summary></item><item><title>🔗 linkblog: Man Dreams Of More Equal America That Just Sort Of Happens On Its Own'</title><link>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2022-02-24-hits-too/</link><pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2022 15:07:04 -0500</pubDate><guid>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2022-02-24-hits-too/</guid><description>
&lt;p&gt;Hits too close to home for me. I have work to do.&lt;/p&gt;
</description><summary>🔗 linkblog: Man Dreams Of More Equal America That Just Sort Of Happens On Its Own' https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2022-02-24-hits-too/</summary></item><item><title>🔗 linkblog: just finished 'Tech Leaders Justify Project To Create Army Of AI-Controlled Bulletproof Grizzly Bears As Inevitable Part Of Progress'</title><link>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2022-02-10-but-is/</link><pubDate>Thu, 10 Feb 2022 08:30:33 -0500</pubDate><guid>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2022-02-10-but-is/</guid><description>
&lt;p&gt;But is it ed tech?&lt;/p&gt;
</description><summary>🔗 linkblog: just finished 'Tech Leaders Justify Project To Create Army Of AI-Controlled Bulletproof Grizzly Bears As Inevitable Part Of Progress' https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2022-02-10-but-is/</summary></item><item><title>🔗 linkblog: just read 'Amazon Astro Leaks Data All Over New Carpet'</title><link>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2021-09-30-well-played/</link><pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2021 12:30:26 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2021-09-30-well-played/</guid><description>
&lt;p&gt;Well played, The Onion. Well played.&lt;/p&gt;
</description><summary>🔗 linkblog: just read 'Amazon Astro Leaks Data All Over New Carpet' https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2021-09-30-well-played/</summary></item><item><title>🔗 linkblog: just read 'IRS Reports Your Taxes Specifically Were Spent To Drone-Strike Kids'</title><link>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2021-09-27-i-get/</link><pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2021 17:19:36 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2021-09-27-i-get/</guid><description>
&lt;p&gt;I get that this is The Onion and that this isn’t how taxes work, but this article still fees like a gut punch.&lt;/p&gt;
</description><summary>🔗 linkblog: just read 'IRS Reports Your Taxes Specifically Were Spent To Drone-Strike Kids' https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2021-09-27-i-get/</summary></item><item><title>🔗 linkblog: just read 'Vaccine Skeptic Does Own Research By Enrolling 45,000 Friends In Double-Blind Clinical Trial'</title><link>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2021-08-25-the-onion/</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2021 17:08:41 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2021-08-25-the-onion/</guid><description>
&lt;p&gt;The Onion wins again.&lt;/p&gt;
</description><summary>🔗 linkblog: just read 'Vaccine Skeptic Does Own Research By Enrolling 45,000 Friends In Double-Blind Clinical Trial' https://spencergreenhalgh.com/communities/2021-08-25-the-onion/</summary></item></channel></rss>