Sometimes The Onion is at its best when it’s at its most morbid.

What a petty administration this is.

Entre les vélos, les transports publics, et les trains, il me semble qu’il ne serait pas trop difficile de vivre en Suisse sans voiture, et je trouve cela très attirant.

I ran some errands yesterday morning, visiting two stores and a library that were all relatively close to where I live. I regularly bike a much longer distance to get to work and back, so by any right, I should have done the same for these small errands. If there had been some bike racks at the shopping center where two of the errands were, I almost certainly would have done so, but faced with the (relatively minor) inconvenience of not having anywhere to lock my bike while in a grocery store or optician’s office, I took the coward’s route and drove.

I think one of the cutest American customs is the little wave drivers give cyclists after almost driving them off the road. Looking at you, UPS truck.

Hooray for additional bike infrastructure!

It amazes me how many people there are who think it’s acceptable to ride a scooter or a skateboard the wrong way down a bike lane.