Glad a family member gifted me another year of The Onion in print, because it sure sounds like I’m going to need it to get through 2026.

Finally read the full quote from Noem and it’s so bad. Scary times.

Interested by Ken’s take here, even if it doesn’t necessarily make me feel better about gestures at everything.

Also, this line cracked me up:

Pete Hegseth’s chief qualification to be Secretary of Defense is that Trump saw him on the teevee a lot and his tattoos are not, technically, Nazi symbols.