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There are Aquabats songs that I like because I know they’re dumb, but there is zero irony in my love for “Pizza Day.”

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Kiddo: “I just want to teach cavemen to make pepperoni pizza.”

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I work hard not to be a sitcom dad, but it just occurred to me that after spouse left for airport, we’ve basically done nothing but order pizza and play video games, so…